Fines Galore

As discussed at the end of season meal in September, the club have today confirmed that there will be fines for poor banter, poor cricket etiquette and overall failings on the cricket pitch. Whilst the list of the fines will not be announced until after the pre-season meal in March, there is of course an expectation to see fines for ducks, dropped catches, poorly executed long barriers, giving your teammate out lbw and failing to don the impressive new Edgware kit.

The fines of course are designed to be fun and important in helping the club raise additional funds throughout the year. 'Sometimes getting out for a duck can mean the difference between having an after beer game or an iced water. I'll be batting out of my skin this season to avoid the big 0.' said club stalwart Jude Saverus at a local function in Edgware on Friday night.

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